Ode to Laundry

Laundry, Laundry, Laundry; I wash you and wear you, then pile you up, just to start all over again!

I wear it, pile it up not in one basket but two (which always overflows I won't even say how much) then I wash it for what seems like days and days in endless loads ... and WHY!!! So I can start the horrendous cycle all over again!?!? And the worst part is the socks. We .... wait namely the kids have at least a hundred pairs and sadly there are never any clean! Because they are in the endless cycle, I spend more time at Wal*Mart buying more socks! (ok I vented, I feel better)

Please where is the laundry elf? Moma needs a break.